thewaydanandphilsmile:

My life is about as organized as the $5 DVD bin at Walmart

-annoying:

thanks for the memeories by troll out boy

I’m becoming mighty sick and tired of you never meeting me half way in this friendship. I don’t think you’re aware of how both emotionally tiring and how negatively acting on my pride it is.
Please let it be known if you don’t hold interest in this friendship so I can leave you alone. I mean I already hate myself enough without this shit for god sake.

Mark: Hey, this next song is for all the ladies in the heezay-house. Yeah. It— it’s for all the ladies and the…

Tom: HEY MARK!

Mark: heyeIAOIEAOEYEAAAA.

Tom: mARK!

Mark: What?

Tom: sHUT THE FUCK UP.

(Source: kurokkos)

how to boys

boobbryar:

foie:

• greet
• chat
• chat
• chat
• joke
• joke
• joke
• joke
• compliment appearance
• compliment personality
• flirt
• flirt
• flirt
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• hug
• amorous hug
• amorous hug
• first kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• kiss
• make out
• make out
• make out
• make out
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• woo-hoo
• propose

it took me a good 20 seconds of reading to get this was a sims reference

Q

[5/∞] songs: Fall Out Boy - Alone Together

I don’t know where you’re going, but do you got room for one more troubled soul?

(Source: vhagaryen)