spoopycopequinn:

I babysit for a girl who use to think her mom’s name was “my love” because her dad said it so often to her and that’s just freaking cute I can’t

(Source: cutielife, via retiredjesus)

luckyluna22:

Hahaha I went into a random dream town and this person has a chair, a box of tissues, and a picture of Carlton in their basement.

guy:

one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald

(via theyellowbrickroad)

of-mice-and-semen:

when I turn 23 and if this isn’t my birthday cake, then people are going to have legit reasons to hate me at 23

khione:

dogs should never die

queer-punk:

kiss my thighs and tell me i’m a princess

(via springdeerlings)

"One thing i’ve learned about depression is that it’s hard to know the answers, when you don’t know the questions."
uglypnis:

Juno (2007) dir. Jason Reitman
"Bleeker decided he didn’t want to see the baby, neither did I really. He didn’t feel like ours, I think he was always her’s."